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Monday, September 26, 2005

What do you need to become a F1 World Champion

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1.- It's important to take a vision test.

posted by pri at 6:31 PM 3 comments
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Blogger Southmac said...

Tenía pensado escribir algo sobre el gran acontecimiento, pero como estoy perro lo haré aquí. En realidad es una síntesis:

¿Pagará el señor Alonso las hipotecas de todos los capullos que la otra noche me jodieron la vida con sus cláxones de alegría subnormal?

Yo creo que no, pero en este país de cafres cualquiera sabe.

Saludos.

4:36 AM

 
Blogger pri said...

Lo dudo muuucho. Si ni siquiera es capaz de dedicar el triunfo a la afición porque "nadie" le ha ayudado nunca....

De todas formas me parece que nadie les paga nada tampoco a los borregos que salen con la marabunta a destrozar las fuentes después de cada título de fútbol, así que probablemente el gen de la cazurronería española se despierta al olor de la tinta del Marca.

8:41 PM

 
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The deceased is usually transported from the funeral home to a church in a hearse, a specialized vehicle designed to carry casketed remains. The deceased is often transported in a procession (also called a funeral cortege), with the hearse, funeral service vehicles, and private automobiles traveling in a procession to the church or other location where the services will be held. In a number of jurisdictions, special laws cover funeral processions - such as requiring other vehicles to give right-of-way to a funeral procession. Funeral service vehicles may be equipped with light bars and special flashers to increase their visibility on the roads. They may also all have their headlights on, to identify which vehicles are part of the cortege, although the practice also has roots in ancient Roman customs.After the funeral service, if the deceased is to be buried the funeral procession will proceed to a cemetery if not already there. If the deceased is to be cremated the funeral procession may then proceed to the crematory.

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Funeral customs vary from country to country. In the United States, any type of noise other than quiet whispering or mourning is considered disrespectful.

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4:25 AM

 

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