Don't drink too much soda or...

It sounds like a joke but it's as real as beer. A group of German mothers have joined under the name MAPSU because they do not want to clean their male children bathroom. Medical studies say that urine gets too sticky and degrades (with the odour it carries) faster due to the high sugar concentration it has, probably caused for drinking too much hicarb soda. The solution they have found is that bathrooms are kept cleaner if they pee sitting.
Now I say you Mapsu mothers, why don't you better try to give water or milk to your children instead of letting them drink so much soda?